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Charge by the inch
Bar jokes
Rating : 5.00, 3 votes.
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Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side.
An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey! How about it babe? You and me?"
As she got up to move, he said loudly, "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don`t have an extra two dollars."
She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
Rating : 5.00, 3 votes.
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