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Deadbeat in a bar
Bar jokes
Rating : 4.00, 4 votes.
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A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said "No thanks, I don`t drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"
So the bartender said, "Well would you like a cigarette," but the man said "No, I don`t smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"
The bartender asked him if he`d like to play a game of pool, and again the man said "No I don`t like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it."
"As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I`m waiting on my son!"
The bartender said, "Your only son I presume!"
Rating : 4.00, 4 votes.
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