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Dogs in bar

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Man with a German Shepherd dog goes into a bar and sits down at the counter. Bartender says "You can`t bring that dog in here!" Man says "But this is a Seeing Eye dog!" Bartender says "Well, OK, then I guess it can stay."
After a while, the man and the German Shepherd get up to leave. As they`re going out the door, another man with a Chihuahua is coming in. First man says "The bartender won`t like you bringing that dog in here, but just tell him it`s a Seeing Eye dog and then it`ll be OK." Second man looks dubiously at his tiny Chihuahua, thinks a few seconds, thanks the first man and goes on in.
Bartender says "Hey! You can`t bring that Chihuahua in here!" Man stares straight ahead and exclaims "What! They sold me a Chihuahua?!"

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