Drink for the women
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One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar.
She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, `What man out there will buy a lady a drink?`
The whole bar goes dead silent as the patrons try to ignore her.
At the end of the bar, a skinny little piss head slams His hand on the bar and says, `Barman, I want to buy that ballerina a drink.`
The barman pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.
After she`s completed the drink, she turns again to the throng and points around at all of them, again revealing the hairy armpit, saying,
`What man out there will buy a lady a drink?`
Once again, the little drunk slaps His hand down on the bar and slurs to the barman, `Sir, I would like to buy the ballerina another drink.`
After serving the lady her second drink, the barman approaches the little drunkard and says, `It`s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?`
To which, the drunk replies, `Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina.`
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