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Heartburn
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Rating : 4.40, 12 votes.
Reviews : 9 [add review]
A lady stumbles into a bar. She says, "Beertender, give me a dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it."
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it." He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and you better put two pickles in it, because..because I`ve got heartburn."
The bartender says, "Look, lady... It`s not beertender, it`s bartender. It`s not a martuni, it`s a martini. It`s not a dribble, it`s a double. That`s not a pickle, it`s an onion. And you haven`t got heartburn, "You have your left breast in the Ashtray!"
Rating : 4.40, 12 votes.
Reviews : 9 [add review]
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