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Poor farmer
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A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer,
`Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?`
Farmer: `Some things you just can`t explain.`
Man: `So what happened that is so horrible?`
Farmer: `Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over`
Man: `That`s not so bad, what`s the big deal?`
Farmer: `Some things you just can`t explain. `
Man: `So then what happened?`
Farmer: `I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. `
Man: ?Again? So what did you do then?`
Farmer: `I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. `
Man: ?And then what.`
Farmer: `I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.`
Man: `Wow, you must have been pretty upset.`
Farmer: `Some things you just can`t explain.`
Man: `So then what did you do?`
Farmer: `Well, I didn`t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.`
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