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Rabbit food
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A rabbit walks into a pub, and orders a cheese and ham toasted sandwich. He wolfs this down, and follows it with a carrot toasted sandwich, and finally a ham and onion toasted sandwich. Finally stuffed full, he wanders out into the night, burping. The next day, the Landlord sees the rabbit again, wearing dark glasses and looking very much the worse for wear. "Wow!" He says, "What on earth happened to you?" "Mixing my toasties" the rabbit muttered. Submitted by calamjo Edited by ?╟·rt??
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