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A man walked out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A street cop on his beat sees the guy and approaches him. "Can I help you, sir?" said the cop. "Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replied. The policeman asked, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?" "It wassss at the end of thisss key." the man replied. About that time, the officer looked down to see that the man`s dick was hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asked the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" The man looked down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "Oh, God. They got my girlfriend too!" Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
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