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The cautious monkey
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Aman walks inot a bar with a monkey on His shoulder.He steps up to the bar,sets the monkey on the bar,slidesthe peanut bowl ove to the monkey, then orders a beer. While the man is drinking His beer, the monkey takes a peanut,hulls it,looks at it, stickes it up His ass, then eats the peanut. the brtender sees this and tells the man,"Hey!Get that nasty animal outa my bar."
"What nasty animal?"
The man replies. "That monkey"says the bartender,"He's hulling those peanuts ,sticking them up His ass, then eating them."
"Oh,He's not being nasty .He's being cautious."
The man says. "How do you figure that?"
ask the bartender. "Well you see," explained the man,"my monkey used to be a gluttion. Then one day a woman gave him a peach, and after passing that pit,now he makes sure it fits befor he eats it"
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