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The irishman
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A drunken Irishman is driving through the city
of Dublin on St. Patty`s Day and his car is weaving
violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls
him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have
you been?"
"I`ve been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you`ve
had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight
and folding his arms, "that a few intersections
back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a
minute there, I thought I`d gone deaf."
Rating : 5.58, 38 votes.
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