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The thankful drunk
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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I`ve got to take you in, sir. You`re obviously drunk"
The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I`m drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I`m sure," said the copper. "Let`s go."
Obviously relieved, the wino said "That`s a relief - I thought I was a cripple."
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