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Two old drunks
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Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn`t bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I`m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."
"So", says the second drunk, "What`s yer point?"
"Well", says the first, "I`m just wondering how much stronger I`m gonna get!"
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