An athlete's dreams
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Big Jock met a gorgeous blonde at a bar one night. Well, as
always, he performed as well as one would expect of an
athlete in His condition.
After it was all said and done, the blonde whose name was
Jeannie said, "I am truly a Genie and you have satisfied me
like no other. And for that I would like to grant you three
of your greatest dreams".
Big Jock couldn`t believe His luck. He then said, "Well for
my first wish, I would like to become the most famous
quarterback in history. For my second wish, I`d like to be
the most famous goalie in history. And for my final wish, I
would like to be history`s most famous pitcher."
Jeannie then said, "Well that`s quite an order but I can do
it. It`ll take me a year or so, but all your wishes will come
true."
In January, Big Jock was the first quarterback to throw
eleven consecutive touchdown passes, leading His team to the
biggest score and Super Bowl win in history.
In May, Jock was the first goalie to post fifteen
consecutive shut-outs on His team`s way to winning the
Stanley Cup.
The following October, His third wish came true. Jock found
himself turned into the Mona Lisa.
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