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Blonde and computers


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Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new secretary (a very attractive blonde, of course?) in the office down the hall from me. She flagged me down and asked for help. "My floppy drive won`t work, can you help me ?" she asked.
I told Her I`d take a look and proceeded over to Her machine, where I found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of Her 3.5" floppy drive. While I spent the next 20 minutes getting out Her disk and digging out the plastic, I noticed two guys, John and Dave, in the hall trying awfully hard to keep straight faces. Suspecting some mischief, I asked Her how the plastic got into the drive.
"Oh, you mean the condom!", she said.
"Condom??", I asked.
"Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses."
By this point, John & Dave were roaring, and it was all I could do to keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5" plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to Her that a practical joke had been played, and she shouldn`t do that anymore, when she asked (as serious as one could be):
"Does that mean I don`t have to stroke it ten times or blow on it either??"


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