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Blonde q&a's
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Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you change a blonde`s mind?
A1: Blow in Her ear.
A2: Buy Her another beer.
Q: How do you measure a blonde`s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in Her ear!
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put Her in a round room and tell Her to sit in the corner.
Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell Her she`s pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: How does a blond spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O
Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal Her window seat?
A: Tell Her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
A: When they aren`t upright, they`re grand.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
A: Who cares?
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE GOLFER WITH AN IQ OF 125?
A: a foursome.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
A: It`s too hard to re-train them.
Q: What`s the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I`m *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I`m drunk!"
Q: What`s the mating call of the brunette?
A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
Q: What`s the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell Her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds Her hands tightly over Her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
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