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Blonde quickies 11
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Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W`s.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Q: What did the blonde`s mum say to Her before the blonde`s date.
A: If you`re not in bed by 12, come home.
Q: What`s the Blonde`s cheer?
A: " I`m blonde, I`m blonde, I`m B-L-O-N.ah, oh well.. I`m blonde, I`m blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why does a blonde only change Her baby`s diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished Her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
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