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Blonde quickies 17
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A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver`s licence please?" "Driver`s licence? What`s that?..." "It`s a little card with your picture on it." "Oh, duh! Here it is..." "May I have your car insurance?" "What`s that?..." "It`s a document that says you are allowed to drive the car." "Oh this? Duh! Here you go..." The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!" Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That`s nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
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