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Blowjob-1
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Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
"It`s funny," says Samantha, "Peter`s balls are always cold as ice when I`m sucking His dick."
"You know what?" replies Jenny. "It`s exactly the same with my Richard..."
They turn to the third blonde and ask, "When you blow Chris, are His balls cold, too?"
"Ugh! That`s disgusting! I never put Chris`s thing in my mouth!"
"You`re crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it."
She says she`ll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner.
"Whoa!" the first blonde asks. "How did you get that black eye?" "Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she says.
"What on earth for?" the second blonde asks. "I don`t know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that His balls were so warm, seeing as how Pete`s and Richard`s are so cold."
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