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Cliff side accident
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After a bizarre cliff side accident, all eleven members of the women`s outing found themselves hanging perilously from a rope over the edge of the cliff.
Ten of the women were blondes and one was a brunette.
After dangling there for a only a short while it became obvious that the rope would not hold all their collective weight.
They decided that to prevent the rope snapping and killing them all, one of them must sacrifice themselves and let go, to save the others.
Well, they talked about it for a while but no one could decide a fair way of choosing who should jump.
Finally, the brunette, exasperated by the indecisiveness of the blondes, could see that if nobody acted soon the rope was going to snap.
To save the others she bravely decided that it must be Her who made the sacrifice.
She plucked up a little courage and told the others that she would jump to save them.
After giving a short but very moving speech that she hoped would be remembered after she`d gone, the blondes were so moved that they all started clapping!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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