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One-liners: 176-200
Blonde jokes
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176. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W`s.
177. Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
178. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year`s hide and seek champ.
179. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in Her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
180. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One`s a bunch a cunning runts.
181. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
A: One`s a busy ditch.
182. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet won`t follow you around after you use it.
183. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock`ll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says,
"Any-cock`ll-doooo."
184. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
185. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
186. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
187. Q: What`s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren`t you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige... I think I`ll paint the ceiling beige."
188. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell Her she`s pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
189. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
190. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!
191. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask Her if Her blinker is on?
A: It`s on. It`s off. It`s on. It`s off. It`s on. It`s off.
192. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
193. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
194. Q: What is happening when you hear varoom...screech, varoom...screech,
aroom...screech..?
A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a flashing red light.
195. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo Her zip code on Her stomach?
A: So Her male would get delivered to the right box.
196. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their
car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
197. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on Her forehead.
198. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde`s boyfriend?
A: He`s the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in Her forehead.
199. Q: What is the blonde`s chronic speech impediment?
A: She can`t say "No".
200. Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.
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