Jokes Humor stories Pictures Videos Funny News Games

Home  |  Bookmark us  |  Submit / Upload  |   |  Random stuff  |  RSS feed  |  Funny sites(add)  |  About  |  Terms  |  Privacy  |  Contact us
Funny stuff
» Funny pictures
Funny pics gallery
Forum pics 130
Funny pics mix 6
Funny pictures 2714
Optical illusions 37
» Funny videos
Funny clips gallery
Banned videos 53
Extreme videos 203
Funny animals 101
Funny cartoons 85
Funny cats 74
Funny dogs 85
Funny videos 8996
Home made videos 33
Music videos 69
Parodies 28
Pranks 156
Sexy videos 89
Sport videos 175
Stupid videos 160
Wierd videos 6
» Funny news
Funny news 31635
News funnies 23
» Free Games
Games gallery
Action games 844
Cartoons 62
Casino games 39
Classic arcade 254
Fighting games 81
Free games 1799
Logic games 170
Photo puzzles 593
Racing games 201
RPG games 45
Shooting games 452
Sport games 333
Strategy games 196
» Funny jokes
Adult jokes 1626
Animal jokes 289
Bar jokes 620
Blonde jokes 1361
Bumper stickers 40
Computer jokes 430
Dirty jokes 239
Ethnic jokes 319
Funny Facts 1490
Gay jokes 117
Gender jokes 69
Holiday jokes 168
Humor jokes 819
Insults 4294
Insults jokes 114
Jokers 160
Lawyer jokes 530
Medical jokes 297
One liners 704
Police jokes 6
Politics jokes 304
Redneck jokes 473
Religious jokes 625
Work jokes 75
Yo mama jokes 127
» Humor stories
Funny poems 15
Funny stories 343
Humor Stories
» Sounds
Funny audio 338
Sound boards 80
Funny sitesFunny sites
Uber Humor

  Jokes > Blonde jokes : One-liners: 176-200

One-liners: 176-200

Blonde jokes Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0 [add review]

176. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W`s.

177. Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

178. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year`s hide and seek champ.

179. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in Her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

180. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One`s a bunch a cunning runts.

181. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
A: One`s a busy ditch.

182. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet won`t follow you around after you use it.

183. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock`ll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says,

184. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

185. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

186. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.

187. Q: What`s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren`t you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige... I think I`ll paint the ceiling beige."

188. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell Her she`s pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

189. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

190. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!

191. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask Her if Her blinker is on?
A: It`s on. It`s off. It`s on. It`s off. It`s on. It`s off.

192. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

194. Q: What is happening when you hear varoom...screech, varoom...screech,
A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a flashing red light.

195. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo Her zip code on Her stomach?
A: So Her male would get delivered to the right box.

196. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their
car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

197. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on Her forehead.

198. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde`s boyfriend?
A: He`s the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in Her forehead.

199. Q: What is the blonde`s chronic speech impediment?
A: She can`t say "No".

200. Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.

Rate this joke (settings)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0 [add review]

Previous joke [ Blonde jokes index ] Next joke
Previous joke [ jokes index ] Next joke

More : Popular jokes | Most reviewed jokes | Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke : Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.

Post your review!

Name  :
Email   :
Rate    :
Text    : URLs cannot be posted here
Cool sites

Random jokes
Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit... Read this joke...
A gay man finally decides to tell His parents about His sexuality... Read this joke...

Random joke
"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same... Read this joke...
A local church built a new sanctuary... Read this joke...

Friend Finder

Random Funny stuff

Well, I`ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much... Read this joke...

Random pics
Funny pictures : Magazine Kiss archive
Use parental controls to protect your kids : Wikipedia | Battle.