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Blonde jokes
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Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in Her ears. Q: How do you make a blonde`s eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of Her swimming pool? A: No smoking. Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
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