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Q: Why don`t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can`t remember the number. Q: Why don`t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can`t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: "What`s a lightbulb?" Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" Q: How do you get rid of blondes? A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10bill. Who picks it up? A: None of them, two don`t exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
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