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A certain young man finally won a date with the blonde
female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his
apartment complex.
To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the
roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not
wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof,
and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But
the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put
some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the
young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which
they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, however, the young man`s sunburn started
acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the
kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then
placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced
immediate relief of his pain.
The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered
into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a
glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that`s how you
guys load those things!"
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