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Skool for blondes
Blonde jokes
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Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I`m blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I`m blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I`m a 36DD. Is it because I`m blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it`s because your 25."
Submitted by Curtis
Editted by Calamjo
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