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The blonde safety net
Blonde jokes
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A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning
building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the
street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It`s your
only chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C`mon! Jump! You gotta jump!` say the firemen to the
Redhead.
"Oh no! You`re gonna pull the blanket away!" says the
Redhead.
"No! It`s Brunettes we can`t stand! We`re OK with
Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The
firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on
the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again,
the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You`re just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled
the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won`t pull the blanket
away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "Nothing you say is gonna
convince me that you`re not gonna pull the blanket away! So
what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away
from it. . ."
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