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Two blondes in heaven


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One blond says to another, "how did you die"?
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That`s awful" says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It`s very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it`s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you`re sleeping."
"How about you, how did you die?" asked the second blonde.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity ... If you had only looked in the freezer, we`d both still be alive."


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