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Wild horse-1
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There was this blonde who always wanted a chance to ride a horse. Finally she got a chance. she went out to the corral and, looking over the choices, picked out the biggest most beautiful one of all. as soon as she got in the saddle, BAM the horse took off like all of hades was after it. The blonde wasn`t set yet, and started screaming as she slid down the side of the horse. HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! she screamed, as her hold kept slipping closer and closer to the pounding hooves "I know" she said, "I`ll jump clear", but when she jumped, her foot got caught in the saddle straps and was draged by the runaway horse, her head boucing on the ground. Just as she was about to pass out,.... ....the Wal-mart clerk unpluged the mechanical horse.
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