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Aol car-1
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THE AOL CAR * The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. * The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player. * The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. * The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars. * AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it`s the NEW model. * Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason. * The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots`a pretty colors and lights. * The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members. * Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months. * If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them. * The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones. * AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships. * AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair. * Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun. * It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo. * AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage. * Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age? * It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner. * AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are. * AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them. * Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "Good-Bye."
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Reviews : 42 [add review]
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