|
|
|
Bill takes a flight
Computer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes.
"There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I`m the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I`m the world`s greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
"I`m the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
"You don`t have to stay here! The world`s smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Computer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
So this guy takes his wife to the doctor and tells him that she loves to fuck anything... Read this joke...
A blonde who is desparate for money kidnaps a child, pins aransom note on his shirt demanding that $10,000 be placed ina trash can at the school by noon, signs it "from a blonde"and sends the kid home... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Jean -Claude Van Damme learned to speak English by watching the cartoon `The Flintstones... Read this joke...
A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Three men were doing they`re normal "I can top you" routine... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff