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Bought a bad computer
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Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
- Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
- It`s celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
- In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend`s car.
- It`s slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
- The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
- Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. The screen often displays the message, "Ain`t it break time yet?" The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!" The only chip inside is a Dorito. You`ve decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.
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