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What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is an astronaut`s favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn`t that nervous. It`s just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
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