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Error codes in windows
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WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in dangerWinErr 002: No Error - YetWinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every fileWinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrongWinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confusedWinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on driveWinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardwareWinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragmentsWinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happenedWinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox fullWinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MBWinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outsideWinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look insideWinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happenedWinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developersWinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outsideWinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look insideWinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one.WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.
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