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Internet widower
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So here I sit, in all my glory...
Lend me an ear, and I`ll tell ya a story...
Once had a wife -- she was such a dear,
Then came AOL, and it all disappeared!
Now there she sits, for hours on end...
Don`t care where I`m goin`, don`t care where I`ve been.
It could be two, or it could be nine...
She really doesn`t care, long as she`s online.
She gets outta work and rushes home,
She comes in screaming, "Get off the phone!"
Where the hell`s my hug? Where is my kiss?
But she`s at the computer -- that`s all she missed!
Talking to buddies, checking the mail
All her priorities -- I`m in cyber Hell!
My stomach`s growling -- it`s so unfair!
No clean dishes and I`m out of underwear!
Drink me a beer, stare at the walls
I`ll pick at my teeth while I`m scratching my balls
Farting and burping all while I pee
Can you believe she`s there? She could be with ME!
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