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Internet widower
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So here I sit, in all my glory... Lend me an ear, and I`ll tell ya a story... Once had a wife -- she was such a dear, Then came AOL, and it all disappeared! Now there she sits, for hours on end... Don`t care where I`m goin`, don`t care where I`ve been. It could be two, or it could be nine... She really doesn`t care, long as she`s online. She gets outta work and rushes home, She comes in screaming, "Get off the phone!" Where the hell`s my hug? Where is my kiss? But she`s at the computer -- that`s all she missed! Talking to buddies, checking the mail All her priorities -- I`m in cyber Hell! My stomach`s growling -- it`s so unfair! No clean dishes and I`m out of underwear! Drink me a beer, stare at the walls I`ll pick at my teeth while I`m scratching my balls Farting and burping all while I pee Can you believe she`s there? She could be with ME!
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