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Microsoft is to soft drinks..

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After the recent Anti-trust hearings, Bill Gates recently compared the
software market with the soft drink market. He says Microsoft is struggling
to survive but that the beverage giant will be on top forever because the
Department of Justice doesn`t pick on them. Of course, Bill should be
careful not to give Coke any ideas. We might end up with a scenario like
the following:
Joe: (walking into McDonalds) Hi, I`d like a Big Mac.
Cashier: Okay, here`s your Big Mac and here`s your Coke. That`ll be
Joe: Uh, I don`t want a Coke.
Cashier: Sorry, they`re bundled.
Joe: What? I`m not paying for a Coke!
Cashier: You don`t; the Coke is free.
Joe: But wasn`t a Big Mac $2.49 last week?
Cashier: Sure, but this latest Big Mac is far more innovative. It`s got
integrated Coke!
Joe: I already bought a Snapple across the street... I`m not going to
drink the Coke.
Cashier: Then you can`t have the burger.
Joe: Okay, fine, I will pay the $3.99 and throw the Coke away.
Cashier: Oh, you can`t do that. They`re seamlessly integrated. Totally
Joe: How can that be? They`re two totally separate things!
Cashier: No, watch. (takes Big Mac, dunks it in a tank of Coke) See?
Joe: Why did you just do that?!
Cashier: It`s a benefit to the consumer. Otherwise you`d end up with two
different, inconsistent tastes. This way you`re assured of a continuous
taste across all your foods.

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