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Reasons why windows is not a virus


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1. Viruses are free.
2. Viruses don`t take up most of your hard drive.
3. Viruses don`t need 80 megs of RAM.
4. Viruses don`t have major bugs.
5. Viruses don`t have three different sets of documentation.
6. Viruses don`t leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.
7. Viruses aren`t on every computer.
8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32...
9. Viruses install themselves !



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