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Tech support blues
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Top 12 Things You Don`t Want To Hear From Tech Support 12. `Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?` 11. `... that`s right, not even MacGyver could fix it.` 10. `So -- what are you wearing?` 9. `Bummer Duuuuuuuude` 8. `Looks like you`re gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap`n.` 7. `Press 1 for Support, Press 2 if you`re with 60 Minutes, Press 3 if you`re with the FTC` 6. `We can fix this, but you`re gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.` 5. `I`m sorry, Dave. I`m afraid I can`t do that.` 4. `In layman`s terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.` 3. ` Hold on a second.... Mom! Timmy`s hitting me!` 2. `Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.` and the number 1 thing you don`t want to hear from tech support... 1. `Please hold for Mr. Gates` attorney.`
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