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Why dogs don't use computers
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Top 19 List of Reasons Why Dogs Don`t Use Computers
19. Can`t stick our heads out of Windows 95.
18. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
17. Hard to read the monitor with our heads cocked to one
side.
16. Too difficult to "mark" every website we visit.
15. Can`t help attacking the screen when we hear "You`ve got
mail!".
14. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
13. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway that we`re
browsing http://www.purina.com!
12. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
11. Still trying to come up with an `emoticon` that
signifies tail-wagging.
10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the
Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
8. `Cause dogs ain`t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other paw...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating owner`s voice
recognition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test!
5. SIT and STAY were hard enough; GREP and AWK are out of
the question!
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets might difficult to maneuver.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master`s.leg.
2. General sniffing, growls, and howls are more direct and
less deceiving than online chat rooms.
And the Number 1 Reason why Dogs Don`t Use Computers...
1. Tro[gO DsR],bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WelJTyH PAzWqS;(Too
Darn Hard To Type With Paws)
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