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Worker jed

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Worker Jed =-=-=-=-=-=-=

Come and listen to a story `bout a man named Jed, A poor
college kid, barely kept his family fed, But then one day he
was talking to a recruiter, Who said, "they pay big
bucks if ya work on a computer..." (Windows, that is...
PC`s... Workstations...) Well, the first thing ya know
ol` Jed`s an engineer. The kinfolk said "Jed, move away
from here". They said "Californie is the place ya
oughta be", So he bought some donuts and moved to
Silicon Valley... (Intel, that is... Pentium ... Sea
World...) On his first day at work, they stuck him in a
cube. Fed him more donuts and sat him at a tube. They said
"your project`s late, but we know just what to do.
Instead of 40 hours, we`ll work you 52!" (OT, that is...
unpaid... mandatory...) The weeks rolled by and things
were looking bad. Schedules started slipping and some
managers were mad. They called another meeting and decided on
a fix. The answer was simple... "We`ll work him
sixty-six!" (Tired, that is... stressed out... no social
life...) Months turned to years and his hair was
turning grey. Jed worked very hard while his life slipped
away. Waiting to retire when he turned 64, Instead he got a
call and escorted out the door. (Laid off, that is...
de-briefed... unemployed...) Now the moral of the story
is listen to what you`re told, Companies will use you and
discard you when you`re old. So gather up your friends and
start up your own firm, Beat the competition, and watch the
bosses squirm. (Millionaires, that is... Bill Gates... Steve
Jobs...) Y`all come back now... ya hear`

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