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Coming home late
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don`t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we`ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you`re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife`s butt and say, `Lets do it!`
.and she`s always sound asleep.
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