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Eye of gratitude

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In the prime of her career, a world famous
painter started to lose her eyesight. Fearful
that she might lose her life as a painter, she
went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
After several weeks of delicate surgery and
therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter
was so grateful that she decided to show her
gratitude by repainting the doctor`s office.
Part of her work included painting a gigantic
eye on one wall.
When she had finished her work, she held a
press conference to unveil her latest work of
art -- the doctor`s office.
During the press conference, one reporter
noticed the eye on the wall, and asked the doctor,
"What was your first reaction upon seeing your
newly painted office, especially that large eye
on the wall?"
The eye doctor responded, "I said to myself,
`Thank God I`m not a proctologist.`

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