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Family pants
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Jack and Jill were getting married.
Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told Her to put them on."
"I can`t wear these," she said.
"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you`d better remember that."
"I think I`ll try that on Jill," Jack said.
He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.
"Put these on," he said.
Jill replied, "I can`t wear these."
"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you`d better remember that," he said.
Then Jill took off Her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.
"I can`t get in to these," he said.
"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don`t change your attitude you never will!"
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