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Men are made up of useless things
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Rating : 6.18, 11 votes.
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Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?" * He has an Adams apple that isn`t an apple... * Two calves that will never become cows... * A nose bridge that doesn`t lead anywhere... * A roof of the mouth that won`t cover anything... * Twenty nails that won`t hold a board... * A chest that won`t hold linen... * Two tits that won`t give milk... * Two buns that won`t feed anyone... * A belly button that won`t button... * Two balls that won`t roll... * An ass that won`t pull a plow... * An organ that won`t play music... * A cock that won`t crow... ..And what are YOU laughing about? You`ve got a pussy that won`t catch mice!
Rating : 6.18, 11 votes.
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