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Sweetheart


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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for His new
sweetheart`s birthday, and as they had not been dating very
long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of
gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too
personal.


Accompanied by His sweetheart`s younger sister, he went to
Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves.


The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.During
the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without
checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and
sent it to His sweetheart with the following note:


I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had
not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones
with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to
remove.


These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three
weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for
me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put
them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will
come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
again.


When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp
from wearing.


Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All
my love.


P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a
little fur showing."




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