|
|
The first thing they look for
Dirty jokes
Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 52 [add review]
There are three ladies all sitting next to each other on a plane, a blonde, a red head and an african american. All of a sudden the captain comes over the intercom and says, "Ladies and gentlemen. .. The plane is having problems and we are going to crash." The blonde immediately starts to put on Her make up. The other ladies asked Her why. "Well, I heard that when the plane goes down the first thing they look for are the pretty ones." So, after thinking about it, the redhead started to unbutton her shirt. The others asked Her why. "I heard that the first thing that they look for are women with big tits." Finally the african american woman starts to take off her pants and underwear. Shocked, the ladies asked Her why. "Ladies, just so you know. .. I always heard that the first thing they look for when the plane goes down is the black box!"
Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 52 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Dirty jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 52, Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
Random jokes |
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?Sends him to work... Read this joke...
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?Burger King didn`t cover his `Whopper`... Read this joke...
|
Random joke |
I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly... Read this joke...
"I`m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?A. $3.99 a minute.... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|