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The guide for women


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A WOMAN`S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I`M HUNGRY.
I`m hungry.
I`M SLEEPY.
I`m sleepy.
I`M TIRED.
I`m tired.
I`VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
WHAT`S WRONG?
I don`t see why you`re making such a big deal out of this.
WHAT`S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before.
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn`t look that much different!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair!
LET`S TALK, HONEY.
I`m trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you`d like to have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.


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