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Top 10 politically correct statements about men
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10) He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
9) He is not quiet; he is a
CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
8) He does not get lost all the time; he
DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
7) He is not balding; he is in
FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
6) He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
5) He is not short; he is
ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.
4) He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a
VEHICULAR ADDICTION.
3) He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from
REVERSE BULIMIA.
2) He is not a bad dancer with no rhythm; he is
OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
1) He is not afraid of commitment; he is
MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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