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Women's instructions-1
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WOMEN`S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don`t imagine you can change a man - unless he`s in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there. Tell him you`re not his type - you have a pulse. Never let your man`s mind wander - its too little to be left out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Never marry a man for money. You`ll have to earn every penny. Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. If he asks what sort of books you`re interested in, tell him check books. A man`s idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I`ll stay the night". Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn`t even have bothered to have lunch with. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his. If he asks you if you if you`re faking it tell him no, you`re just practicing. When he asks you if he`s your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
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