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Canadians get it
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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied
that he did not need a whole head, but only half a head.
The boy said he would ask his manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, `There is some arsehole out there who wants to buy only a half-head of lettuce.`
As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the mall standing right behind him, so he added, `and this gentleman wants to buy the other`.
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy and said, `You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?`
The boy replied, `Canada sir.`
`Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?` asked the manager.
The boy replied, `They`re all just whores and hockey players up there.`
The manager said, `My wife is from Canada.`
And the boy replied, `Really. What team did she play for?`
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