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Detective test

Ethnic jokes Rating : 4.10, 27 votes. Reviews : 12 [add review]

A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first SARDAR answers, "That`s easy, we`ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that`s because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He`d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What`s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it`s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn`t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that`s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I`ll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect`s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can`t believe it. It`s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That`s easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can`t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Submitted by sai1ram
Edited by calamjo

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