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Lion eats man!!
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A lion in the London Zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said, `That`s a docile old thing, isn`t it?` `No way,` said the keeper, `it`s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged an Australian tourist into the cage and completely devoured him.` `Hardly seems possible,` said the astonished visitor, `but why is it lying there licking its arse?` `The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth.`
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