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Lion eats man!!
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A lion in the London Zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when
a visitor turned to the keeper and said, `That`s a docile old thing, isn`t it?`
`No way,` said the keeper, `it`s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged an Australian tourist into the cage and completely devoured him.`
`Hardly seems possible,` said the astonished visitor, `but why is it lying there licking its arse?`
`The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth.`
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